AUSTRALIA – After meeting on Facebook, 22-year-old Bronwyn Parker and her man had their ups and downs, especially when it came to her boyfriend’s relationship with his ex.
So much so, that they made a pact that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she would be allowed to punish him by burning his penis with a hair straightener.
Sure enough, after he got busted sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, Parker reminded him of their agreement. The man agreed to let her give his dick “a light tap” with a hair straightener, so long as she didn’t burn his balls.
Parker placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis and squeezed them for a couple of seconds, later telling police that she thought it would amount to nothing more than a sunburn. She was really, really mistaken in that assumption.
“To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad,” she told police. “It just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat.” What started as not looking too bad ended with the man having a pus covered penis that was “swollen, blistering and black in color.”
The man did not immediately seek treatment for his injury because he was too embarrassed, and may take up to two years before it heals.
Parker was arrested and later pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious harm. Before being delivering a nine month suspended sentence, the judge told Parker: “In short, his penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.”
No word on Parker’s current relationship status with the victim, but I’d guess that it’s complicated.
This article was written by Scarlett Harlot for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.